About Me

Welcome to my blog. I’ve created it as a way to document my busy life: what I have done, what I am doing, and where I’m going. Let me introduce myself...

Hi, my name is: Dwight.

I’m a: 2 year-old, fawn-pied French Bulldog who lives in Glasgow.

Seeking: new frens whose snoots I can boop on the daily.

My friends describe me as: loveable, stubborn, confident yet needy, trend-setter.

Three things I couldn’t live without:

·      Baes

·      Beets

·      Battlestar Galactica

  

More about me: I am named after Dwight K Schrute from the US Office, and I feel I can relate to him on many levels. I may be young in human years, but in dog years I’m approximately 14-21 years-old (depending on which canine expert you consult).

I really believe in the #healthylifestyle hype, so you’ll find me in the park most mornings running off last night’s carbs. I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… and a panther. Gotta keep up that Kennel Club standard, amirite?

I am quite the dog around town and I’m a regular in many of Glasgow’s pubs and restaurants, as well as some even further afield. I like to try new things but I’m on a very specific diet, so from a young age I’ve had to restrain myself from swiping sandwiches from tables and hoovering scraps up from the ground. In case you haven’t realised by now, I’m hip, cool and cultured – you’ll find me slurping my pawpuccinos in all of the West End’s hipster coffee-shops, which I've reviewed for ya here!

The yin to my sporadic hyper-activity’s yang is my incredible laziness. As much as I love to explore the great outdoors, I’ll never say no to a cosy night in, snuggled up and re-watching my favourite true-crime docs on Netflix.

Despite my jam-packed schedule, I try my best to squeeze in at least 18 hours of sleep per day to ensure I am always performing at my peak and always able to grab life’s schmakos by the mouthful. They don’t want you to eat all the Dentastix, but don’t ever listen to they (unless they is your human – this is a major key).

I created my own blog because I signed up to ‘Second Life’ a while ago, and back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly. My therapist said I should take a break from Second Life and find an outlet needling less commitment, so I figured this was worth a shot.

Keep reading my blog to follow me on my path to more success (and lots and lots of organic, handmade treats).

Stay heckin' cute, 

Dwight